My new Carpet

Description: I bought a new rug—it’s used, with some signs of wear, but it’s perfect for the entryway. I’m going to show it to my friend Cruel Alice today, and we’re going to put the new rug through its paces first. We stomp on it with our boots, we squat on it, we sit on it—but we quickly realize that it’ll probably just end up serving as a doormat for cleaning our shoes.